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About Deviant Premium Member Jake Ristic-PetrovicMale/Canada Groups :iconmilitaryaddicts: MilitaryAddicts
Military, war, ww2, soldiers
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Computer died, stuck with typewriter. What do i do now, man?! 

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6 deviants said He sells homunculi, grimoires most foul, voodoo dolls, and 8-tracks.
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4 deviants said There are eyes and ears everywhere, but no goddamn brains!
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2 deviants said She is left alone with a lot of strange creatures on a starship very far from home.
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No deviants said In a strange city, a man must choose between his family and eternal life.
Anyone who's interested in crime fiction in general and noir in particular should read Dennis Lehane's Live By Night. It's a beautiful, gritty novel and I've hardly been able to put it down.

So I used up most of my remaining cash on a bottle of Captain Morgan's Black Spiced. It's shockingly delicious rum; it tastes like a liqueur despite being ninety-five proof. Good shit. In other news, I've taken to novel-writing. My latest project involves the problems of feeding an ecumenopolis. I discussed it quite thoroughly with a few people whose advice I trust, and I think that if I just fucking stick with it for once I should be able to complete it.

I dreamed of Hell the other night. It's a happening place, but nobody lets you join the orgies.

So what's going on with you?

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Jake Ristic-Petrovic
Canada
A drunk Albertan, I'm a writer. I write stuff, and shit, and other things. Feedback is always appreciated, positive or negative.

I've got a tumblr. SgtPossum.tumblr.com
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myriadwhitedarkness Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fave! :)
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Edges-to-Everything Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday, Jake! :nod:
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SgtPossum Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014
Thanks!
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HadrianR Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014
Happy Birthday ! :D
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SgtPossum Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014
Thank you!
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ImagineAppleScruffs Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey there, Jake! Happy Birthday, buddy! :)

Dude! Eat cake and ice cream and shit. And drink shit. Then puke it all up and do it again. Celebrate! :D

:ahoy: Here's to many more years of writing and sarcastic humor. And writing sarcastic humor. ;)

:peace:
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SgtPossum Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014
Thanks! I certainly do plan to drink and drink and drink and puke and drink. :P
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ImagineAppleScruffs Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome! Just don't drink the puke. :P

:peace:
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RoamingShadow Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You works are just so... perfect. I'm watching worshiping the ground you walk on from now on.
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SgtPossum Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
Ha, that's not an effect I typically have on people. Thanks!
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