Emily is so pretty
That when other chicks are around her
They burst into big stinky bags
Of horse poop.
At least as far as I'm concerned.
They might still be alive.
But fuck 'em.
As an intermission between Harlan and Brian tales, here's a love note to my girlfriend. Brings a tear to your eyes, don't it?
I knew when I saw the title my life would not be complete without having read this poem. I was right.
It's truly a game-changer in modern literature, if you ask me.
I sure wish someone would write me a poem like this.
So heartfelt. I'm crying from all the feels. See?
That was good. You were born to read poetry, my friend.
I couldn't have said it better myself. Especially the "SagetPossum" part.
there goes my pants