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Love Poem, or: Fuck You, Pablo Neruda

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Emily is so pretty
That when other chicks are around her
They burst into big stinky bags
Of horse poop.
At least as far as I'm concerned.
They might still be alive.
But fuck 'em.
As an intermission between Harlan and Brian tales, here's a love note to my girlfriend. Brings a tear to your eyes, don't it?
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I knew when I saw the title my life would not be complete without having read this poem. I was right.