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Emily is so pretty
That when other chicks are around her
They burst into big stinky bags
Of horse poop.
At least as far as I'm concerned.
They might still be alive.
But fuck 'em.
As an intermission between Harlan and Brian tales, here's a love note to my girlfriend. Brings a tear to your eyes, don't it?
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robin-sparrow Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Professional Writer
I knew when I saw the title my life would not be complete without having read this poem. I was right.
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SgtPossum Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
It's truly a game-changer in modern literature, if you ask me.
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robin-sparrow Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Professional Writer
Right? Poetry as we know it will never be the same. Nor will my brain.
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ImagineAppleScruffs Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I sure wish someone would write me a poem like this. :P

So heartfelt. I'm crying from all the feels. :cries: See?


:peace:
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homunculus888 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
 Sparta Emoji-02 (Cries) 
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ImagineAppleScruffs Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That was good. You were born to read poetry, my friend. ;)

:peace:
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SgtPossum Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
I couldn't have said it better myself. Especially the "SagetPossum" part.
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Vaahlkult Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Student Digital Artist
there goes my pants
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